Captions Please!

We haven’t had a caption competition for a bit so here goes – thanks to Tim Bolton for the picture. Answers please by posting a comment.

17 comments on “Captions Please!”

  1. Nick says:

    “This is gonna hurt a lot more than last time”

    LtoR Mike Edmunds, John Drabble, Tim Bolton, Ms Anon, Anon.

  2. John says:

    Caption – “I can do you a very special deal on this model, my boy”.

    Tim, where did you find this? It was “Miss Titchfield” 1971 after visiting CACHALOT in Southampton.

    JD.

  3. Bill Gibson says:

    I thought blue liners had been discontinued?

  4. Frederick says:

    Don’t worry we have a Chief who knows what it is and can operate it!

  5. Kenneth says:

    We also have a Chief Tiffy who knows what it does and can keep it working.

  • philipgmarsden says:

    Remember to take something to kill the boredom on patrol. This is actually knitting, but it’s made to look like it’s very technical. (I won’t tell if you don’t.)

  • Toby says:

    Beats glass tapping any day!

  • philipgmarsden says:

    Ouch! Have you not forgiven me?
    The products of my bottle-chopping are still with us. Remember that I did decamp to the Cab Space after some pressure.
    (For those who don’t know what this was about, I took a bottle-chopping kit on patrol. This entailed scribing around a wine bottle with a glass cutter, then using a long hammer inside the bottle to grow the crack until the bottom of the bottle parted. One bottle proved particularly obstinate, requiring continuous tapping to grow the crack. The constant chink chink in my cabin proved all too much for my compatriots, so, under pressure, I took my hobby to the Cab Space!)

  • And the wire will never break!

  • Toby says:

    And these, Captain, will plug small leaks in your boat, should you need them

  • Caption:-
    “Is it that easy and at no cost”

  • Derby.Submariners@yahoo.co.uk says:

    No Sir’s! This had no part to play in getting her pregnant!

  • Kenneth says:

    When I was advising Alan Turing…

  • Brian Higginson says:

    …..and there we are, easy peasy. Any questions?

  • Mike says:

    Once more for the Officers.

  • Brian Higginson says:

    …..and when I click my fingers…

  • Mike says:

    and why do you think the Uckers bits are all the same colour?

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